OH NO, I didn't realize cutting toenails could be so painful, but I can see how it could happen.
When I'm creaming my feet I do have the use of both hands, I just lean my body against the vanity. I only use one hand to cream my feet and believe me, now when I do it, I have the pleasant thought of YOU in my head.

Yes we do have a toilet in the bathroom and I could sit on it and do my feet but I never thought of it. I guess I'm just a creature of habit!