"People frequently incurring Avulsion Fractures are athletes and performers such as football players, ballet dancers, gymnasts and skiers. Their activities can involve a lot of sudden changes in direction, leaping and kicking."
Hahaha just thought I might lighten up your painful feelings Darien !

You are obviously young, fit and full of activity to incur this affliction !!!!!!!!!!!! ((((((((((((((((((((Darien)))))))))))))))))))))))
I actually have a feeling that I did this with my elbow once when in Perth !!!!!
So I tried to do my feet this evening after my shower and there was no way I could just hold onto the vanity ( wash basin ) and massage cream into my feet on the floor ... I could not bend that far down even IF I held them up in the air for a short time !!! NO chance ! I also tried to sit down and cream my feet ... NO way can I bent that far to reach my feet either ! The only way I can do it is to put my feet up on the toilet lid and bend over ... half way to cream my feet ! Top and Bottom and in between my toes !